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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

 

 - Richard Jeni

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The length of a mariage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

 

My OH.  Smiley LOL

(There were 9 people at our wedding including us, the priest and some random woman who'd just popped  into the church to say a quick prayer. We have now been married for 56 years) 

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Itโ€™s simple to be wise,

think of something stupid to say, and then donโ€™t say it.

 

Edmond Davis

 

 

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There's very little traffic on the extra mile.

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Sort of Ecar,

 

Technically we now only have 8 planets,

since astrophysicist Neil Tyson and others, pushed to downgrade Pluto to a dwarf planet in the mid 2000s

 

But on the other hand, some people believe that there is a huge outer planet,  way past pluto.

It is all so confusing Smiley Wink

 

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When I was at school we were taught that there were 9 planets and unless that wicked Darth Vader came along with his Death Star and vapourised one, there's still 9 of 'em to the best of my knowledge... ha ha.

 

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Smiley LOLSmiley LOLSmiley LOL

 

Ok, will let you have 9.

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Hatred is the most severely damaging mental condition.

It poisons the body, and its effects are virtually irreversible

 

Steffan A. Wilton

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