So I'm on the train this afternoon...

[i-need-a-martini]

...and this blonde chick sitting next to me is brushing her hair while she is talking on the phone. She's just done her makeup. And now she starts brushing vigorously. In my direction. From the looks of it she's just had it cut cause there are bits going everywhere.

I'm all in black.

So I give her a dirty look and make a big deal of brushing her bits off me and move as far away from the her in the seat as possible.

Instead of stopping she tells her friend loudly what is going on and then has a conversation where she continuously calls me the "...beech sitting next to me on the train".

Umm hello? The train is not your personal bathroom.

[i-need-a-martini]

Yes I know.

I've had a couple of nasty 'anonymous' messages in my inbox today.

Why anyone would bother to go to that trouble over another member of a forum they don't know personally amazes me. 😄

[daydream**believer]

god on you martini.

I would of done the same thing but i would of called her the b word as well