....is watching her usual drivel on the NatGeo channel........I can feel my IQ drop as I enter the room.
A little while ago it was two idiots in the Amazon jungle, rappelling down about 15 feet to get to a creek. It's like they took an hour to plan this little foray. As kids, we spent many enjoyable hours swinging out under the Gold Hill bridge on a cable, then flipping into the water.........not to mention hiking on deer trails skirting sheer cliffs while fishing. One of the idiots is even without shoes. Then they're striking flints to make a fire..........amazing that they don't have matches or a lighter, but manage to have paraffin-soaked tinder for the flames to spring up on.......
Now she watching another two cretins hiking bare-butt across the African veldt. They even have the woman's body pixelated out, not to avoid titilating the audience, but to keep them from throwing up. She's slathering herself with mud to keep the skeeters and flies off, as she put it, "Like the natives do." Have you ever seen an African native covering himself in mud? They simply carry a little tail to swish the bugs away.
Oh, how I wish for the days of "Mr. Ed" and "My Mother The Car"...........
