The funniest stupid quotes

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For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

1. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush

2. ”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele

3. “When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal.” ~ Richard M. Nixon

4. “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

5. ”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

6. “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” (sic) ~ George W. Bush

7. “Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell

8. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” ~ George W. Bush

9. “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell

10. “Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan

11. “How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen… because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.’” ~ Rev. John Hage

12. “Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff

Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort

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just few more:

39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

44. “I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.” ~ Dan Quayle

53. “They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.” ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)

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39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

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“Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff

Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort

i love. love, love ann coulter!