on 25-07-2013 12:38 PM
THE nightmare that is the second Rudd government will not end soon.
Kevvie is not planning to drive out to Yarralumla this weekend to see his Governor General, the former Sex Discrimination Commissioner and former Queensland Governor Quentin Bryce, a Labor pin-up girl.
He has more important television commitments to meet in his herculean effort to burnish his image as a Leader.
Of course, Kevvie insists that he is in no rush to take the nation to the polls anyway, he wants the people to think his pop star appearances in schools and shopping malls are an indication that he is in the “business of governing”.
There is no governing taking place in Australia at the moment – only media opportunities and press releases designed to appeal to every voting bloc that might yet be corralled into considering returning to the stinking corpse that is the ALP.
When pressed yesterday on an election date by Melbourne radio host Neil Mitchell, Kevvie simpered: “Well there’s a thing called a constitution and it says when it (election) can be held.”
Real leaders in real life are men and women who call the shots and made decisions without obfuscating about the Constitution.
Australia doesn’t have a fixed election date like America. All the Constitution lays out are the limits for the government’s term, an election can be called almost any time as long as the necessary notice is given to the electorate.
Kevvie must think that he can turn the polls around.
The election he told Mitchell “can be held anytime up to October/November.”
We all knew that.
But Kevvie insisted: “I’m in the business of governing and there are things still to do.
“There is always speculation about election dates.
“There is the business of government to deal with.”
Oh Lord, spare us more Kevvie governing.
In his first term he laid siege to the nation’s economy with his lunatic Green policies, his mining tax and his reckless spending.
He lied about border security and encouraged the greatest surge in illegal boat arrivals the nation has ever seen and which continues to this day.
He governed as our troops were killed in Afghanistan and boat people died at sea.
He now desperately wants to attend the G20 leaders’ summit in St Petersburg on September 5-6, when Australia becomes the chair of the economic summit and prepares to host the leaders’ forum in Queensland next year.
Yesterday he had a telephone conversation with France’s Left-wing President Francois Hollande in which they talked up the importance of the Australia-France relationship as well as “the importance of the St Petersburg and (2014) Brisbane G20 summits”.
Of course they would.
Kevvie also hopes to address the UN General Assembly as the leader of Australia while it chairs the UN Security Council - an achievement he set in train when he was prime minister the first time, and pursued as foreign minister after being dumped for Ms Gillard.
Before being dumped as foreign minister, that is.
This blows the possible election date out to October 12, given the various football finals that scheduled for September.
The campaigning not governing will drag on.
Brace yourselves for more of nauseating advertisements and more of the gently-modulated tones from the egoistic psychopath as we roll toward a Spring election.
on 25-07-2013 12:45 PM
DEAR UNCLE KEV....
I tried to get a photo with you at the shopping mall for show-and-tell, ‘cos I think you are famous. My dad says you’re a narcissistic megalomaniac. I’m not sure what that means but it sure sounds important.
Anyway Uncle Kev, the teacher says we have to do an essay on what a silly man Mr Abbott is and how you will stop all these people drowning.
My friend Chloe says you should teach them all to swim but when I asked my dad he said you couldn’t teach a bloody fish to swim (my dad only swears when we talk about you).
I’m really confused ‘tho Uncle Kev because when you send everyone to PNG (I hear it’s a really awful place) you say they will hate being there and stop coming, is that right?
Uncle Kev, I saw on TV all the horrible places where we keep them now, where they do awful things to each other, and then there’s probably 2,000 of them who have already drowned! So if that hasn’t stopped them coming, how could having to go to PNG stop them?
I know I’m missing something here, Uncle Kev, and I know you are a lot cleverer than me but isn’t PNG closer to Australia? On my atlas it’s very close.
Please Uncle Kev, I want to get top marks for my essay so it can’t sound really silly.
Aren’t all these people coming from Indonesia? I mean, why wouldn’t you stop all the boats leaving from there first so they don’t get drowned?
Let me put it this way Uncle Kev, when my naughty brother Shamus turned the hose on full pelt and it was squiggling everywhere making everything wet, my dad went and turned the tap off and it stopped.
I don’t think my Dad is as smart as you ‘cos he’s just a bricklayer so you must have a secret plan that nobody understands and I want to be the first to tell my class.
I try to listen to you explaining this secret plan but my Dad keeps throwing his beer cans at the TV and yelling bad words. He says everything you touch turns to **bleep**.
When he’s not there I turn on the ABC and I get even more confused. So please reply to my letter Uncle Kev or I’ll just have to copy my essay from the Sydney Morning Herald.
Then I know I’ll get top marks but I really want my essay to make sense.
Loved the pic of you cutting yourself. That was so funny. Dad says a lot of people on Narau do that too.
Love,
Phoebe (8
🙂
on 25-07-2013 01:50 PM
on 25-07-2013 01:58 PM
on 25-07-2013 02:08 PM
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on 25-07-2013 02:16 PM
As far as the akerman blog goes, I have not seen a more bitter, hate-filled bunch of cocky's chaff in a long time.
Even ignoring the puerile "Kevvie" tag, things like calling the GG a "Labor Pin-up Girl" is beyond the pale.
His rants have been overtaken by his single-minded desire to trash anything and everything Labor, with no regard for balance or perspective. Sad. Do the Liberal-leaning folk on these boards actually concur with this man ?
on 25-07-2013 02:21 PM
you mean being led by the nose by a tanked up toad is of doubtful value ?
he represents the best in them.
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on 25-07-2013 03:16 PM
What % of posters read ever word of opening posts similar to the above? 1% or less?