A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, -โThis bull mated 50 times last year.โ The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, โHe mated 50 times last year.โ They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, โThis bull mated 120 times last year.โ The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, โThatโs more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.โ They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, โThis bull mated 365 times last year.โ The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husbandโs rib, said, โThatโs once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.โ The husband looked at her and said, โGo over and ask him if it was with the same cow.โ
Tommy Loves Everyone... Im a 75 year old nutcase..
