Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?.......

[the_bob_delusion]

I'm glad we're still asking the deep and meaningful questions on this forum. 

[lind9650]

Would be interesting to ask this question of the producers of the Tarzan films. I would love to hear their answers and the excuses for such obvious blunder.

It's like watching a movie about the civil war in America and some Indians are wearing digital watches.

Erica

[boris1gary]

obviously Tarzan doesn't have a beard because facial hair is horrible and Jane agrees. (apologies to any bearded posters).

[poddster]

Lenin had  a beard 🙂

[boris1gary]

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@poddster wrote:

Lenin had  a beard 🙂

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Yes as did Marx and Engels. Stalin had a moustache. In Lenins defence though, at least it wasn't a big bushy one like Karls. Still not a fan of facial hair, i really hate it when men play with them, it makes me feel nauseous.

[amber-eyed-girl]

A neat, not too fussy haircut too.

[lind9650]

One of the apes must have been a professional Barber.

Erica

[lloydslights]

The moon was waxing and waning above the jungle.  

Tarzan might have been waxing in the undergrowth.

DEB 

[poddster]

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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:

A neat, not too fussy haircut too.

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Like Lenin's? 🙂

[amber-eyed-girl]

I do not look to the world's greatest thinkers for style, on the most part...they were busy thinking...thinking...thinking...of other things 😛

Lenin's haircut was certainly neat...but fussy!