Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?.......

[poddster]

I would be  VERY surprised to find out that Johnny Weissmuller could still hear 🙂

[amber-eyed-girl]

He is still around...on celluloid.

Hollywood actors live until the last of their nitrate has crumbled.

[poddster]

Adds new meaning to shuffling off one's mortal (celluloid) coil ..............of film 🙂

[amber-eyed-girl]

Joz...so at first, they thought baby Tarzan was a boy? Then, years later, it emerges he was a girl? That leaves poor Jane in somewhat of a peculiar position, don't you think? Why was she first thought a boy...hmmmm...

[joz*garage]

of course amber, if memory serves a couple lost their baby 'boy' in the jungle

not having a beard later in puberty.. sure is a mystery

[poddster]

Now without further ado I am going to shuffle off to my bed. Good morning all:)

[*crikey*mate*]

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@poddster wrote:

If the truth be known, Tarzan is actually a flat chested muscular woman.

The name is in fact Tarzann

Tarzann was brought up by apes and so she learned the apeish behaviour normally attributed to males, and apes.

The sound she makes as she swings on vines from tree to tree is a dead givaway that she is a she.

it is a well known fact that most but not all females love the sound of their own voice, that is why they make a noise at any opportunity.

Not only was Tarzann a woman but she was a liberated woman hence no apparel worn on the top half of her torso and being flat chested there really was no meed for any.

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so if Tarzan is a woman, then what is jane holding onto in that picture up there?

[amber-eyed-girl]

Oroton underwear.

[serendipityricho]

Just wondering what Janes whole name is?.................................Richo.

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

Jane Porter (later Jane Clayton, Lady Greystoke).....