You Know You are Getting Old When

[grandmoon]

A staff member at Costco offers you the lend of a mobility scooter.

It happened to me today.

[cherry*135]

Did you accept? 

In my nearest mall (huge now since renovations) they have a staff member drivng a little electric car thing, with bench seats behind the driver which customers can hop on and get a ride on from one end to the other, hopping off anywhere along the way.

[serendipityricho]

Hi Grandmoon-get em to come home and -rake the leaves lol.

My old pearler on getting old is when you have dry dreams and wet faarts.........Richo.

[azureline**]

lol, I would be scared of running over someone.

I know I am getting old when my 5 yo grandson says "nana's might be old but they are still smart!"

[lloydslights]

Oh dear am*3, that sounds like an "accident waiting to happen" scenario.  

People trying to get off when it's still moving, whiplash when the driver hits a stray trolley,  kiddie trying to get on, etc  Am I seeing the scene correctly?

DEB 

[cherry*135]

Am I seeing the scene correctly?

Of course not. Do you think a mall would operate a ride on vehicle in a place full of pedestrians without implementing strict WHS regulations that the driver must follow?

It works fine. Driven slowly, customers tell the driver which store they want to get off at when they get on. Never ever seen a stray trolley inside the mall walking areas or any other large obstacle.

Parents are responsible for their children in public.

[boris1gary]

You know your getting old when.........your patience with ignorant bigots, racists and assorted horrible tossers has all but run dry. 

[icyfroth]

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@boris1gary wrote:

You know your getting old when.........your patience with ignorant bigots, racists and assorted horrible tossers has all but run dry. 

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And you never let an opportunity to pursue your political agenda pass you by. No matter how apolitical the thread.

[serendipityricho]

ICY-my kudo was a miscue from doing a post the same as yours...Richo.

[boris1gary]

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@icyfroth wrote:

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@boris1gary wrote:

You know your getting old when.........your patience with ignorant bigots, racists and assorted horrible tossers has all but run dry. 

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And you never let an opportunity to pursue your political agenda pass you by. No matter how apolitical the thread.

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I answered the "You know you are getting old when", that is how I feel. Now you mention it, Fright Friday was not a political thread but not a word was mentioned when you posted an anti Shorten pic.