human inadequacies

Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic
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@evil_akuma_2002 wrote:


That may all be true, but without us...what would you compare yourselves to?

 

And I think, apart from the comparative use, my wife keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and spiders!

 

And cooking the barbie,

And chauffeuring her around,

And the washing,

And making the bed,

And cooking tea,

And making her a cuppa,

And giving her a footrub,

And being her footwarmer in bed, etc...


 

Or in my case, my GF keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and Huntsmen spiders !

 

And chauffeuring her around !

And for going shopping with !

And making her a cuppa !

 

I think I better find some more things she needs more for, that list is a bit bare Smiley LOL

 

 

 


And still they say we're useless!

 

PFFFTTT!

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I think human teeth are pretty inadequate, for the sake of humanity I hope we evolve so our teeth are similar to sharks. 

 

ignore number 3Woman LOL

 

1. Shark teeth are not attached to gums on a root like our teeth.
2. Sharks typically lose at least one tooth per week.
3. Sharks lose their teeth because they may become stuck in prey or broken and forced out.
4. Shark teeth are arranged in neat conveyor belt rows and can be replaced within a day of losing one.

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@evil_akuma_2002 wrote:

And still they say we're useless!

PFFFTTT!


 

That's OK, as soon as she THINKS I am useless, I just find a huntsman and leave somewhere near the back door

or a couple of mice droppings near the dog food bin.

 

The phone calls usually comes within 2 days Smiley Wink

 

 

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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

 

 

You should have chosen a woman to be your 'mate' in that case ๐Ÿ™‚

 

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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@wilk1149 wrote:
No, I am male.

I think you had better get a doctor to confirm that.

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@aps1080 wrote:

@evil_akuma_2002 wrote:

And still they say we're useless!

PFFFTTT!


 

That's OK, as soon as she THINKS I am useless, I just find a huntsman and leave somewhere near the back door

or a couple of mice droppings near the dog food bin.

 

The phone calls usually comes within 2 days Smiley Wink

 

 


Bwahahahaha!  A man after my own heart!

Psst...let's not tell 'em, though.

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lal-au0
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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

well, well well.....

 

there certainly are men who are only good to destroy beer but there is another breed of men too (and i got one of those few *nernerner*).

 

for a start, they have a joy stick which is fun to use (unless it's one of those useless men who only care about their own joy and win before the woman does).

 

removing dragons (insects that aren't butterflies or cute) is another important thing as they give me spots just from looking at them! killing spiders (not useful spiders but creepy ones like redbacks and whitetails) - the ultimate dragons is a task worthy of a hero.

 

rubbing feet is heaven.

 

...uuhhmm what did you say? men are useless? i beg to differ!

 

it might seem not much to a man to remove a spider/disgusting insect but i am eternally grateful that my hubby takes care of the dragons who invade the home. they make my skin crawl and give me spots in the face.

 

he also bought me another of those pot sets today from cheap as chips which are blue and the bestest non stick pans i ever had, and they are deep so things don't splash around or fall outside.

 

also kisses and hugs when i need it or just because it's a new day.

 

what can i say more? i am sure i left out a lot of things as usually which i will remember a few hours after i posted when the computer is turned off but there is one thing i know for sure: having  a hubby like that is heaven on earth (most of times).

 

i know there are useless violent men out there but they can get stuffed i don't care. they shall be singles forever as far as i am concerned.

 

bleeping beefcakes they are!

 

 

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things i forgot to say in my first post #1:

 

after i tried that pot set i said casually to hubby "they are very nice, the non stick stuff is much better than on any other one i have had and because they are so high (rim) things don't splash around and the high pan is very good for chinese food because it's just like a wok"

 

his reply was "let's get another one" (for when the first set is worn out) which hadn't come to my mind at all.

 

i think this is the thing that is lacking in most young men. they just aren't thinking, or rather say the thing they are thinking about is their joy stick only.

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lal

 

Aaahhhh, but you are wrong.

 

As much as I sometimes laughed at my mother when asked why she bought two of something (because they were 50% off), even though you would never wear one out in a century of Sundays, I have in the past and will continue in the future to buy "another one".

 

I have done it with hunting boots (I bought 1 Pair and then went back and bought 2 more pairs, best thing I ever did).

 

 

As for "after i tried that pot set i said casually to hubby "they are very nice," you are failing badly. You need to get hubby interested

in cooking, then when you are tired, worn out etc, he can do the cooking duties Smiley LOL

 

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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

 

Wilk

 

I just remembered that my ex neighbour was just like your statement.

 

 

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