"If your brains were dynomite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose"

[i-need-a-martini]

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:^O:^O:^O

Sometimes CSers come out with the best one liners.

[i-need-a-martini]

Anyone got any favourites?

The most memorable for me was Ssshhh's unmentionable one about stains. That one took my breath away.

[latina4621]

Id like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my .....

[j*oono]

I like the expression "doing the sibi" 😄

[azureline**]

I liked this one, from the same one as in the OP title....

i think that if you were such a big supporter of the liberal party as you make out your name would be on a ballet paper at the next ellection

and I am not having a go at the spelling/author......

[debra9275]

Haha I can't think of one, but I like that

[rabbitearbandicoot]

we used to say "If your brains were dynamite you would have enough to blow your hat off".

along the same lines