CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[lis351]

The daily double for Lis because I think it's worthy of a repeat 😄

I say no to everything that pops up til my hub gets home

Id like to dedicate my win to my spammed computer and my husband. *wipes tear*




:8} Sorry Monman.

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"I want a Dyson "

"Last time I had the money in my hands to go buy one I bought $1000 worth of emergency cat surgery instead. So I just changed the cat's name to Dyson"





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" I always get a fussy feeling inside when people make the effort to flash"








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I had a friend who asked what time the broken clock stopped."









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"According to the ABC, Solar Systems (in recievership) are under a cloud."







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''As I looked in the mirror,combing my lone black hair,I knew I wasn't pretty''







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"I have lots of sleepers in the shoe box"

[not_an_eloi]

from elsewhere:

i,ve leared most of what i kow from the forum

B-)