CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

"My late client was an influential wealthy businessman, an oilmagnet here in London"

[casa047]

Just wanted to defend myself when I said that I always bork the quote thing.

Bork is a netspeak way of saying break. Break=bork, past tense: borked=broken.

From urbandictionary.com:

6. Bork
To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...
"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"

;-)

"Borked" is very old terminology, we continually used it as kids when, eg, playing sport/marbles etc, &, I'm heard still occassionally use it...

[lakeland27]

'The Jews as a people & religion have nowhere else to call home - the Palestinians have the entire Middle East to live in with fellow muslims.'

[monman12]

Sigh.

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

e.g.

"when a man looked upon a woman as a crier of his offspring"

[monman12]

Or:-

"as it cost this resturant lots of money and deformation suits."

[monman12]

And:-

"and thank GOD we don't have the RIGHT to bare arms"

[monman12]

"inadvertent bloopers":-

"I felt to open this thread and wow am i boiling my eyes out"

[monman12]

"child support works only if both panties are reasonable"

[monman12]

'I appreciate a poster who lays out a well spelled messege"