CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[taft1952]

" A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

[monman12]

"one nation have a tradition of unitelligible dribble."

[not_an_eloi]

"cannon law overrides common law"

insurrection ?

[tasfleur]

"canon law overrides common law"

Hope not ... 😐

[monman12]

"Some things we have no conrol over"

[mtnlane]

"joz isn't really a blue healer"

[not_an_eloi]

"he has done sever damage to his brain.. "

:-p

[just_me_karen]

talked to the cancer cancel

Good to know our donations have made a difference

[piggylulu61]

Never mind flashie borrow prim Feather dictionary and you may learn LOL

[monman12]

"...I will relinquish my stool at the pokies and go home!!"