Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[twyngwyn]

could it be Mrs Claus' pumpkin scones to Queensland?

[domino-710]

Is the sleigh a Tesla - did he make it home?.

[countessalmirena]

Would a glowing red nose in the stew be suspicious? and would Mrs Claus be using her husband’s special Christmas sleigh to smuggle her pumpkin scones in to Queensland?

[sandypebbles]

How are people in Queensland suppose to cut these pumpkin scones when eBay won't let the people buy cutting things?

[countessalmirena]

Can the Queenslanders use a guillotine to cut their scones, especially if they sit on Santa’s knee and beg for a guillotine?

[mytreechange]

Can Santa bypass restrictions and deliver a blade of any kind to a Queenslander, especially if they are young enough to sit on Santa's knee?

[twyngwyn]

Will Santa end up with a criminal conviction?

[ambercat16]

What sort of scones need a knife to break them apart?  I'm sure the Grinch must have made them.  Mrs Claus would be would be drummed out of the CWA for such a travesty.

[twyngwyn]

Do you think Flo had any part in this - after all she is protecting her patch??

[mytreechange]

Are you saying that the ghosts of Joh and Flo are outdoing the Ghost of Christmas Past?