Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

 

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

 

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

 

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

 

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

 

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

 

And we’re off!

 

 

 

 

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

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Was the elf-on-the-shelf discovered because he was vibrating due to being battery operated?

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Were the elf-on-the-shelf, Rudolph, the necktie and Santa, all flickering due to Chinese battery issues?

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Are you telling me that Santa - Santa! - or an elf-on-the-shelf in Santa’s employ would dare to be importing cheap fakes from China in the festive season???????

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Why am I not surprised that Santa and the elf-on-the-shelf, Rudolph, the necktie, (and possibly the angel on the tree) have upset countess with their foreign batteries?

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If the angel on the tree is flickering, how do the rest of the fairy lights compete?

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Isn’t it true that the flickering is the precursor to a gigantic explosion in the aftermath of which the reindeer and elves and Christmas fairy will all emerge looking sootier than if they’d gone down the chimney?

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How will we celebrate Christmas if the tree, the decorations, all the presents, the reindeer and the elves are involved in a gigantic explosion?

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Shouldn’t Santa be responsible if he’s the secret battery importer and started this whole débâcle?

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Does Santa have comprehensive insurance to cover any damage from cheap Chinese battery explosions?

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Is SnowSure Superhoho Insurance the relevant company?

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