Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[twyngwyn]

Will David Attenborough televise it, or even the Irwin’s?

[mytreechange]

If televised, would it be on free to air, or only on a subscription service?

[twyngwyn]

Santa's Workshop Channel?

[mytreechange]

Would that be suitable for children, given that elves can be rowdy, and might use inappropriate language after a liquid lunch?

[countessalmirena]

Would it end up on Santa’s own streaming service, and would it be revealed that Santa is actually undercover as a Fauna Researcher?

[mytreechange]

Is he a Fauna Researcher, or a clandestine hunter living off the (frozen) land?

[twyngwyn]

Doesn’t that mean that the reindeer give Xmas gifts to Santa (as a form of self-sacrifice)?

[mytreechange]

Do the elves also partake of this sacrificial feast, or have they become Vegan in protest?

[countessalmirena]

Doesn’t this beg the question of whether elves have left the building?

[mytreechange]

If the elves have left the building, what does that mean for Elvis?