Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[countessalmirena]

Can you envisage the elves getting rather sloshed after leftover brandy lured them on to a life of alcoholic depravity, and would this involve their smashing frozen brandy fountains with hammers intended for making toys?

[twyngwyn]

Lol, after a few beverages, who the hell cares?

[mytreechange]

What sort of an attitude is that?  😁

[twyngwyn]

is attitude a precursor to getting this "done and dusted"?

[countessalmirena]

How did dust get into this, and is it possible that the cleaning staff haven’t been using scrubbing and cleaning and checking nooks and crannies?

[twyngwyn]

Is that a euphemism for cooks and grannies?

[countessalmirena]

Would the reindeer understand euphemisms and do they chase Santa’s granny and the North Pole cook?

[mytreechange]

Does the North Pole cook have to store food in the fridge to keep it from freezing?

[countessalmirena]

Just what sort of food does the cook prepare?

[mytreechange]

Can I be certain he doesn't serve reindeer steak during the off season?