Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[countessalmirena]

Could this be the government’s plan to reduce the demand for housing, by killing off a certain percentage in The Final Vegemite Protocol?

[mytreechange]

Is housing demand related to the consumption of Vegemite products and, if so, is it designed to kill off a percentage of the population, or testing to discover all true Aussies who are "happy little Vegemites"?

[twyngwyn]

are 'happy little vegemites' still in their teens, and bullet-proof?

[mytreechange]

Are you an anti-Vegemite activist, and aren't we all bullet-proof anyway?

[twyngwyn]

do you wear a vest?

[mytreechange]

Is a woollen vest as effective as Kevlar?

[twyngwyn]

Might Santa have both; one for him and one for the sleigh?

[nicnacs_4u]

Why buy vegemite for the sleigh, what about Rudolph?

[countessalmirena]

Is there an attempt on Rudolph’s life through nefarious salty comestible means?

[twyngwyn]

Is his red nose caused by high blood pressure?