Stupid offers.

[thewishingmagic]

Why do some buyers on Ebay send ridiculous low offers that are never going to be accepted.

You wouldn't go to a retail store and offer them a third of their advertised price and expect a positive outcome, so why on Ebay?

[repentatleisure1952]

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@joethenuts wrote:

now that makes sence ,

i was thinking your breakfast was going to be like . 2 doz eggs ,1 kg bacon ,32 slices of toast . a box of corn-flakes  4 litres of milk, 27 pancakes , 2 litres of juice,  and i small donut because you are cutting down on sugar ,mmmmmmmmmmmm

have a nice day

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Good one Joe !

Ha! Ha!

However I am just about to leave for my regular Sunday morning brunch in a train carriage surrounded by Alpacas.

It will be HUGE !!!

 Enjoy your day.

Btw....Got a mob of painters checking in for a few days tonite ! Coincidence or what ?

[joethenuts]

lol  if you go to the buyers section on this board and go to the fishing line post and see my post now thats coincidence 

[bettyboopsadaisy]

True, you wouldn't go into a retail store and haggle because that option is never available there.

They don't offer the option of making a 'Best Offer'.

However, where that option is made available by a seller on ebay, potential buyers are free to offer whatever amount they like. Good luck to them ! If the offer is ridiculously low, they will more than likely be refused, but everyone knows that's how it works.

When I go to car boot sales or markets, I will occasionally make what I believe to be a ridiculously low offer to a stall holder for some item or other and very occasionally am surprised that the offer is accepted. Its simply a case of testing the ground or trying my luck.

Its the name of the game with bargaining or haggling.

[joethenuts]

in fact i brought my wife on ebay i haggled the price and got 70% off ,after a few hours i contacted ebay to claim [not as discribed and was told sorry it was a pick up only deal  arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[cq_tech]

Charming way to talk about the mother of your children.

I can only imagine she thinks equally as highly of you.

[joethenuts]

THE TROUBLE IS SHE HAS A SENCE OF HUMOUR  IF YOU EVER GET ONE LET ME KNOW  MMMM

[joethenuts]

i have to go now for the day and night,  but were did i mention she was the mother of my children  ,i shoukd call you mr asume  from now on   also 99.9 % of people out there thought i was telling a joke .mmmmmmmm

[cq_tech]

I happen to have a very good sense of humour, as it happens, but I think it's pretty disgusting act to make the woman you supposedly love and respect the butt of your extremely unamusing jokes.

[lyndal1838]

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@joethenuts wrote:

now that makes sence ,

i was thinking your breakfast was going to be like . 2 doz eggs ,1 kg bacon ,32 slices of toast . a box of corn-flakes  4 litres of milk, 27 pancakes , 2 litres of juice,  and i small donut because you are cutting down on sugar ,mmmmmmmmmmmm

have a nice day

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Congratulations Joe!!   You have obviously taken delivery of your dictionary and learned how to use spellcheck.

This post makes perfect sense with no spelling errors, although your punctuation still needs some work.

[expanded_perceptions]

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@lyndal1838 wrote:

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@joethenuts wrote:

now that makes sence ,

i was thinking your breakfast was going to be like . 2 doz eggs ,1 kg bacon ,32 slices of toast . a box of corn-flakes  4 litres of milk, 27 pancakes , 2 litres of juice,  and i small donut because you are cutting down on sugar ,mmmmmmmmmmmm

have a nice day

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Congratulations Joe!!   You have obviously taken delivery of your dictionary and learned how to use spellcheck.

This post makes perfect sense with no spelling errors, although your punctuation still needs some work.

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Are you sure that makes sence?