... Because I'm feeling a bit dizzy and silly...
... with the caveat that this isn't intended seriously...
... and that I'm eating some wonderfully soft Camembert as I type...
Double-Verse Poem of Homage to A Most Particular Vaping
Some speak of things that with one's lungs play fast and loose,
Inhaling toxic frog secretions, gall of moose;
Such dark perversions do constitute a rude misuse
concerning vaping; you should vape fresh cabbage juice.
Yes, cabbage juice combined with flavoured nicotine
soothes alveoli, and doesn't taste like Mr Sheen.
It comes in shades of lime or in a thicker green
And not a trace of THC shall e'er been seen.
