1000 ways to die

Who would have thought someone would make a TV program .

 

What's worse is that it is kinda funny, in a car crash sort of way   😄

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that should be hooves Smiley Happy did he bite her feet ?

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@lakeland27 wrote:

that should be hooves Smiley Happy did he bite her feet ?


No, that should be teat. He was drinking direct.

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sorry, i often confuse teat with feet.  my career as a shoe salesman was brief to say the least.

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ROFL

 

I can imagine!


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
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A friend of mine just lost one of his parents and the body was donated to the university - upshot no funeral expenses so how cools that ? Gives me an idea MMMMMMMMMM


Keep it nice, I might cry if you write anything upsetting (like not)
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i wonder if a university would want me ? 

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@lakeland27 wrote:

i wonder if a university would want me ? 


I want to go to a body farm

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tell us more freaky

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Then there was the DIY liposuction with an industrial vacuum. That did not end well.  

That was rather replusive, almost chunder worthy.

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tell us more freaky


Or did you mean about the body farm?

 

here you go, 10 uses for your body after you die

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/10/28/body.after.you.die/

 

5. Leave your body to "the body farm"

Did you ever wonder how, on TV shows, detectives know the time of death just by examining the body? Cops can thank the folks at theUniversity of Tennessee's Forensic Anthropology Center for helping them figure it out. "The body farm," as it's known, has "650 skeletons and growing" scattered over 2.5 acres in Knoxville, according to its website. Researchers and students study bodies in varying stages of decay to help anthropologists and law enforcement officials answer important questions, such as body identification and time of death analysis. (For a fascinating account of a visit to the center, see Mary Roach's book "Stiff.")

If you want to become one of those skeletons after you die, you're in luck, as they make donation pretty easy at the Body Farm. Get theirBody Donation Packet, fill out their Body Donation Document and complete the biological questionnaire. They'll want a photo of you to help them learn more about "facial reconstruction and photographic superimposition as a means for identifying unknown individuals," according to the center's website.

If you live in Tennessee and within 200 miles of Knoxville, you're really in luck, because they'll take care of all the costs. If not, your family will be responsible for arranging transportation to the center.

Once they're done with you at the Body Farm, your family doesn't get your remains back, so if that's important to you, this isn't your best option.

 

I didn't know this was a choice

 

6. Become a crash test cadaver

Plastic crash test dummies are all well and good, but there's nothing like a real human body to simulate what happens in a car crash. You can will your body to the Wayne State University School of Medicine to become a crash test cadaver by filling out its Body Bequest Form. The form is for donation to the university, but "if a person specifically requests that their body be used in safety testing that is ongoing at the Bio-Mechanics lab, then we would honor that wish," according to an e-mail from Barbara Rosso-Norgan, the school's mortuary supervisor.

 

This one sounds even better

 

8. Send your body on tour

If you've been to the "Body Worlds" exhibit, you know what plastination is: a process of posing and hardening a body so it appears life-like.

You, too, could become one of these bodies on display by donating to the Institute for Plastination. If you live in the United States or Canada, your body will be embalmed on your own continent and then shipped to Germany, where technicians will perform theplastination process. They'll remove fat and water, "impregnate" your corpse with rubber silicone and position it into a frozen pose (you might be, say, running or sitting cross-legged or performing ballet or perhaps riding a horse). Your body is then hardened into that position with gas, light or heat. The entire process takes about a year, according to the group's website.

Your family pays to get your body to the embalming location, and the Institute for Plastination incurs the shipping costs to Germany.

There are rules about donation. You can be old, and you can be an organ donor, but if you died in a violent manner, it might not work out, as your body must be "largely intact" in order to donate, according to the institute's website.

Also, there's no guarantee your body will end up in one of the five exhibits. Some plastinated bodies are sent to medical schools and training programs, and you don't get to decide the destination of your corpse, according to Georgina Gomez, the institute's director of development.

If you're interested in going on tour and you live in North America, read the Guide to Donors and fill out the Donor Consent Form. There are also forms for European donors.

 

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