1000 ways to die

Who would have thought someone would make a TV program .

 

What's worse is that it is kinda funny, in a car crash sort of way   😄

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imastawka
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I thought the title referred to these boards

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@imastawka wrote:

I thought the title referred to these boards


OMG, talking about car crashes....

A fella just robbed a shop and made a run for it...

meanwhile an old guy started his old car, as he did every day, to have a sit and day dream as he was too old to drive...

 

Old guy carks it....

Car rolls down the hill and flattens the robber   

 

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lis351
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LOL Freaki, I've caught a couple of eps of it now. It's amusing for brain dead TV.
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@lis351 wrote:
LOL Freaki, I've caught a couple of eps of it now. It's amusing for brain dead TV.

I'd never heard of it before tonight's channel surf.

 

A fella on a bike just stole a woman's handbag and threatened her with a screw driver...

He sped off, hit a rock, went over the handle bars and stabbed himself with the screwdriver as he landed   😄

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This kind of stuff is also known as the Darwin Awards.


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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:

This kind of stuff is also known as the Darwin Awards.

 

 

"The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions circa 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death orsterilization by their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions."


Seriously this show should be called 1000 dumb ways to die  😄

 

Weirdo getting off on drinking milk from a cow...

Cow kicked him in the head

 

And yes, Darwin awards did come to mind  😄

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As well she should, if he was uninvited 🙂


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lis351
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Should have seen what happened to the bloke that shoved a can of pepper spray up his backside when he was pulled over by police........ He was fresh out of prison and it was a parole violation.
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@lis351 wrote:
Should have seen what happened to the bloke that shoved a can of pepper spray up his backside when he was pulled over by police........ He was fresh out of prison and it was a parole violation.

Gee you have made me laugh, I forgot about seeing that.

 

The most horrible thing I saw was the man cut off at about the pelvis after being run over by a truck or something.

 

The guy was just sitting looking at his body now in 2 pieces, thankfully they blurred the image from the waist down but the man knew he was going to die.

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