on 27-12-2021 06:13 AM
The twelve days of Christmas are supposed to start on Christmas Day... so this is a tad late getting started. Oh well.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
on 04-01-2022 01:41 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five go-o-ooold rings
Four colly-birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
on 04-01-2022 01:49 AM
@countessalmirena wrote:
And... satirical versions...
On the first day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
A protest in the ci-ty.
On the second day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Two hotel vids
and a protest in the ci-ty.
On the third day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the fourth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
... tbc
On the fifth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the sixth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Six genomic sequences
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the seventh day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Seven little RATpacks
Six genomic sequences
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
...tbc
on 04-01-2022 06:54 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five go-o-ooold rings
Four colly-birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
on 05-01-2022 12:47 AM
@countessalmirena wrote:
@countessalmirena wrote:
And... satirical versions...
On the first day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
A protest in the ci-ty.
On the second day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Two hotel vids
and a protest in the ci-ty.
On the third day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the fourth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
... tbc
On the fifth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the sixth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Six genomic sequences
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the seventh day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Seven little RATpacks
Six genomic sequences
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
...tbc
On the eighth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Eight specs a-fogging
Seven little RATpacks
Six genomic sequences
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
On the ninth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me
Nine hands a-washing
Eight specs a-fogging
Seven little RATpacks
Six genomic sequences
Full PP---E---!
Four nasal swabs
Three vaccines
Two hotel vids
And a protest in the ci-ty.
on 06-01-2022 02:48 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five go-o-ooold rings
Four colly-birds
Three French hens
Two turtle-doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
... And there we are.
The Twelfth Day is the final day of Twelvetide / Christmastide. Twelfth Night is also known as Epiphany Eve.
There are some intriguing customs associated with Twelfth Night - the singing of carols, the chalking of the door, a merry feast, the selecting of a Lord of Misrule (chosen by chance if his piece of cake had a bean in it, hence he's also known as King of the Bean), and of course the baking of that cake, Twelfth Cake.
May your Misrules and Revels be wondrous.