2021: The Twelve Days of Christmas

The twelve days of Christmas are supposed to start on Christmas Day... so this is a tad late getting started. Oh well.

 

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

A partridge in a pear tree.

 

 

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Ten Lords a-Leaping

 

Nine Ladies Dancing

 

8 Maids a-Milking

 

7

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Two Turtle-Doves

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Ten lords a-leaping

Nine ladies dancing

Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five go-o-ooold rings

Four colly-birds

Three French hens

Two turtle-doves

and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

 

 

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And... satirical versions...

 

On the first day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

A protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the second day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Two hotel vids

and a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the third day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the fourth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

... tbc


On the fifth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the sixth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Six genomic sequences

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the seventh day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Seven little RATpacks

Six genomic sequences

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

...tbc

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11-Pipers-Piping.gif

Ten Lords a-Leaping

 

Nine Ladies Dancing

 

8 Maids a-Milking

 

7

6-Geese-a-Laying.gif

Pheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ring

 

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french-hen.giffrench-hen.giffrench-hen.gif

Two Turtle-Doves

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Eleven pipers piping

Ten lords a-leaping

Nine ladies dancing

Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five go-o-ooold rings

Four colly-birds

Three French hens

Two turtle-doves

and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

 

 

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@countessalmirena wrote:

@countessalmirena wrote:

 

 

And... satirical versions...

 

On the first day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

A protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the second day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Two hotel vids

and a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the third day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the fourth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

... tbc


On the fifth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the sixth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Six genomic sequences

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the seventh day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Seven little RATpacks

Six genomic sequences

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

...tbc


On the eighth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Eight specs a-fogging

Seven little RATpacks

Six genomic sequences

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

 

On the ninth day of Coronamas, my true love sent to me

Nine hands a-washing

Eight specs a-fogging

Seven little RATpacks

Six genomic sequences

Full PP---E---!

Four nasal swabs

Three vaccines

Two hotel vids

And a protest in the ci-ty.

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11-Pipers-Piping.gif

Ten Lords a-Leaping

 

Nine Ladies Dancing

 

8 Maids a-Milking

 

7

6-Geese-a-Laying.gif

Pheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ringPheasant (Phasianus colchicus) with a gold ring

 

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Two Turtle-Doves

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Twelve drummers drumming

Eleven pipers piping

Ten lords a-leaping

Nine ladies dancing

Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five go-o-ooold rings

Four colly-birds

Three French hens

Two turtle-doves

and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

 

... And there we are.

 

The Twelfth Day is the final day of Twelvetide / Christmastide. Twelfth Night is also known as Epiphany Eve.

There are some intriguing customs associated with Twelfth Night - the singing of carols, the chalking of the door, a merry feast, the selecting of a Lord of Misrule (chosen by chance if his piece of cake had a bean in it, hence he's also known as King of the Bean), and of course the baking of that cake, Twelfth Cake.

 

 

May your Misrules and Revels be wondrous.

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