on 15-03-2020 01:48 PM
on 15-03-2020 05:08 PM
I don't believe Icy was grumbling.
From what I read she liked the poem.
on 15-03-2020 08:07 PM
on 17-03-2020 08:31 AM
on 17-03-2020 08:38 AM
Well done she el.
And that link is hilarious.
We need the laughs.
on 17-03-2020 11:17 AM
on 18-03-2020 11:18 AM
on 18-03-2020 01:18 PM
So much for George's fear of germs.
He's dead.
on 18-03-2020 01:26 PM
18-03-2020 01:38 PM - edited 18-03-2020 01:38 PM
Dead is dead.
Mebbe germs caused the heart attack?
Funny guy though
on 18-03-2020 02:47 PM
More words of wisdom from Old Blue.
Old Blue’s Coronavirus Cure.
I met me mate, Old Blue, today. He said “I’m pretty sure,
I’ve stumbled on the ultimate Coronavirus cure.
Hearing the dire predictions of the medical advisers
I went and bought meself a heap of them there sanitisers.
I lined ‘em up in one long row upon the kitchen table,
And checked out the ingredients on every flamin label
And that was when it came to me – a flash of revelation
I’d found a simple answer to this dire situation
For never mind the iso-glyco-etha-bloody-nol
Every single one of them was based on alcohol
It’s plain therefore this virus, thing don’t care about your skin,
An unprotected gut is what will let the bugger in.
So if you want to save your health and keep your system clear
Forget the sanitiser, mate - just have another beer.”