A great offer of wealth

[rabbitearbandicoot]

 ..... but .....  hangon .... maybe not ??

Dear Friend,

I know this email will surprise you. Please accept my offer for charity plans. My name is Mrs. Ishtar Kalif. I am a rich Syrian woman of 66 years. I was married to the late director of (KALIF SEAFOOD LTD) located in China and Cambodia. I am seriously suffering from the poisonous Gas attack that affected us in Damascus last year. My only son died by that attack. My condition is hopeless to survive.

I am using my doctor's android phone to send you this email. I want you to take over my funds in Cambodia for charity plans and humanitarian aid for Syrian refugees, motherless, less privileged, the widows and also in your country. I pray Allah to help us. I will offer you 12% from the total funds for your commitment. My lawyer in Cambodia will direct and arrange the release of the funds to you. Presently I can't reply you. My lawyer contact is stated below

Barrister. Heng Samnang
E-mail: barrhengsamnang23@qq.com
TEL- +855-9786-96133

Sent from Google Mail on Android

[freddie*rooster]

Those same type emails have been in circulation for about 15yrs.

[sineaterdoodah]

my personal faves are my long lost nigerian relative's estates coming to me,lol!

[serendipityricho]

No such thing as a free lunch-even seafood....................................Richo.

[kopenhagen5]

In the past I would reply with,

"Oh that's fantastic, in that case you can just deduct the fees you require and send me the balance".

Funny I never heard from any of them again. 

[softail-joanie]

I probibly get that as well, but i wouldn't know, i delete so many without clicking onto and reading them. Uasally marking them as spam first. Sometimes i read through the titles and get a good laugh.

The only way i might click onto an email is if i know the one sending it, or it comes from someone asking a question about something I put up for sale. The only recent ones I got was from a friend in Texas and I don't know why they can't just talk to me in a PM on the factor. I check it more often and it comes up faster on my computer.

[sineaterdoodah]

if they aren't a member of"the factor",it wouldn't be easy to contact you,maybe? or maybe they aren't comfortable with giving their info to you in an "unofficial" manner? 

that can be dangerous,you know.

[horizon1907]

Live life on the edge and go for it. 🙂 lol. 

[katydidthat]

Suggested answer:

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Heng Samnang,

I recently received a communication from your client, Mrs Ishtar Khaliff.

I was initially very excited hearing that I was going to get some money from her, although this feeling was, of course, tempered by pity for the poor woman's condition.

I do, however, feel that I deserve more than 12%. Not only have I been specially chosen by Mrs Kaleb, but I am also motherless. Further, I am less privileged. Quite clearly I am less privileged than Mrs Kakel.

I would prefer to be a widow ... my rat of a husband left me for a young blonde woman with, shall we say, more bust than brains. I think that experience entitles me to more money than a widow who would probably be better off than me, with the pitiful amount of alimony I get. The cheapskate of a husband buys his wife a new car every year, and he always drives the latest model Commodore (that's an Australian car).

Could you please ring me instead of me calling you? Sometimes you hear of dreadful scams on the internet. I absolutely trust Mrs Caliphate, but, you know, a single woman needs to be careful without a man to take care of her. Who would know that better than Mrs Caphotel and me?

So, I suggest that I receive 85%. (I wouldn't want to be greedy and claim it all, even though I do feel that I deserve it). Of course I will share my good fortune with people in my country. I have many friends and relatives who would be grateful for $100 and a $5 scratchy thrown in. Well, that is about ten friends (and some of them I don't like that much).

I would like to send Mr Capilate some flowers. This will have to wait until I have received the money and as she is truly ill, this should take place very soon. Does she like daffodils? I have some still growing in my garden, but they are starting to look a little dowdy. More reason to HURRY!!!

My number is XX XXXX XXXX XXX.

Please call soon. I will have my bank account details ready for you.

[softail-joanie]

if they aren't a member of"the factor",it wouldn't be easy to contact you,maybe? or maybe they aren't comfortable with giving their info to you in an "unofficial" manner?  that can be dangerous,you know.

In a PM?, Most of the time unless i'm at the library using their internet, I have to fight with yahoo mail to get it up on screen, must require alot more bandwith or something. Most the time, by the time i do bring up my emails they are too old to still be relivant. As internet intinsive as youtube is, with the videos and all, it comes on on screen better and is more stable than my email page. For that matter they can message me here on ebay, still not as good, but better than Yahoo mail.