A monkey is walking through the jungle when he comes across an elephant.
"Hello, Mr. Elephant", he says,
"what a fine day it is. Would you like to see my **bleep**?"
Slightly startled the elephant says,
"Good morning Mr Monkey. Why on earth would I want to see your genitalia?"
"Oh, it's absolutely amazing", came the reply, and....... "you won't regret this".......
and with that the monkey whips out his member which, as promised, amazed the elephant.
There were FOUR tips to this particular monkey's monkeyhood.
>>>>>"My word!" said the elephant,>>>>>>>>>
"aren't you the lucky one".
The monkey continued his jaunt through the jungle when he happens upon a giraffe.
"Hello up there Mr Giraffe. Let me show you my **bleep**!"
Spluttering out the leaf he was munching the giraffe protests but he is equally as stunned as the elephant when he
sees the monkeys' four headed knob.
"Incredible!" he states.
And off trots the monkey until he encounters a jaguar asleep under a tree.
.........."Mr Jaguar! Mr Jaguar! Look at my extraordinary **bleep**!" ............
Stirring from his sleep the jaguar wakes to find the mutant **bleep** before his eyes
,....... which he promptly bites off...........
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH", screams the monkey,
"What did you do that for?" "
The jaguar says.......
Because I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar"
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