Best comeback line you have heard ?

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What is the best comeback line you have heard or know of ?

Must be some really good ones out there but not publicised.

[cherry*135]

It's Labor's fault.

(as repeated ad nauseum by current LNP MP's)

[kopenhagen5]

I like Winston Churchill's line. (Been publicised though)

During his younger days he liked a drink, whereas Lady Nancy Astor said

" Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee".

Churchill - "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it".

[aps1080]

Very good.

I think maybe we should bring in some of the already published one's as some may not have heard them.

[lind9650]

Come on, I have not heard any good ones.

Erica

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Pierra Trudeau to Richard Nixon on hearing Nixon caled him an a s s hole

"I've been called worse things by better men" !

[not_for_sale]

In parliament, John Hewson asked Paul Keating why he was not going to call an early election. Keating responded, in part;

"The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them."

[lind9650]

Did Keating even know what he was talking about?????

A lot of gobbedegock for a pig farmer.

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Keating came out with some rippers in his time.

[not_for_sale]

Yeah, but could he farm those pigs