Caption This: #535

[ambercat16]

Caption This: #535

The winner will be the caption that has the most ‘Helpfuls’.

In the event of a tie, the OP will decide the winner.

The winner will start the new round.

This round ends in 5 days on Thursday, October 31st.

[countessalmirena]

I’m so jack of all this lantern business.

[twyngwyn]

"I feel so gutted every time you bring it up!"

[not_for_sale2025]

I'm feeling a little empty inside tonight.

[sandypebbles · Accepted solution]

Oh dear gourd we look ghoulish 

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[twyngwyn]

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here ......Radiohead

[sandypebbles]

Why do you build me up, butternut

just to carve me out
Then worst of all
you never parboil when you say you will

(say you will)

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[twyngwyn]

"They say, orange is the new black, but I think our days are numbered"

[countessalmirena]

I almost choked with laughter over “build me up, butternut”. 

[countessalmirena]

“Mum warned us about nutters going about torturing innocent pumpkins and turnips, and then adding insult to injury by putting candles inside the victim – but I just didn’t believe such psychos existed!”