Christians

[jessicadazzler97]

I know you Christians are out there!

[myoclon1cjerk]

There was a Church of Blatterday Saints in Switzerland,but I've heard it's just been shut down.

[jessicadazzler97]

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@iapetus_rocks wrote:

And don't worry, I'm not going to try to convert you again 

Sorry, but I must have missed your (first?) attempt.

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 I meant you must have once been converted to be a Christian by someone/something else, unless you were brought up as one.

[opmania]

I would rather believe in Santa

He brings joy and hope to all his followers

And for some reason of he doesn't show 

There are always self appointed elves

To take his place

Ditto for easter bunny and the tooth fairy

[youcandoityoucandoityoucandoit]

Im with you, Santa always looks so jolly

[opmania]

The only thing religion promotes is hatred segregation

And bigotry which the world can well do without

If you need a crutch rent one from the red Cross 

[opmania]

I would like some kind of sign after 2000 years of silence

A postcard wouldn't go astray

He's bought plague and pestilence down upon mankind

You think he could manage 7 billion postcards 

Now that would be a sign

And a very nice gesture on his part

[jessicadazzler97]

You need to speak to bob.

[myoclon1cjerk]

7 billion postcards.No way.He's too busy making foreskins so that they can be cut off.

[jessicadazzler97]

I don't know why I bother anymore 😞