DO NOT KNOCK STICKER - still getting door knockers

[ufo_investigations]

We have the official ACCC "Do Not Knock" sticker on our door which makes it a criminal offence for any person to knock on our door.

Yesterday we had a door knocker.

Today another door knocker.

Are these people not capable of reading English OR are they simply dumb and dumber?

This is what it looks like:

[lal-au0]

we have this one, maybe it works better because it says that it is unlawful. your sign says "unwelcome" which is not so much of a deterrant as "unlawful". last guy you couldn't read i pointed at the sign saying "can you read that sign?" he started his sermon again, then i slammed the door on him.

[jean2579]

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@softail-joanie wrote:

You could have some fun with this op, if you are darring, get the eggs from your refridge, you know where I'm going with this. Or set up a water hose from the inside and soak them.

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Joanie, I don't know the laws in US, but here in Australia either of those actions would land you in court. Not really good advice.

[ufo_investigations]

I wonder if there is a way for sprinklers to be switched on as soon as someone enters the front gate that way they will be completely soaked for daring to knock.

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

Put a lock on the front gate.

If they go over the top it is trespassing.

[lal-au0]

plant stinging nettles. the european ones, not the soft australian ones.

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

Ufo would still need to be able to leave the house....lol.

[crosbystills]

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@ufo_investigations wrote:

I wonder if there is a way for sprinklers to be switched on as soon as someone enters the front gate that way they will be completely soaked for daring to knock.

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Sounds like you want to deter everyone, ufo. Have you thought of digging a moat?

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[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

A swimming moat?..................I'll take one!

[colic2bullsgirlore]

even though I have the sign positively... absolutely...... no door knockers...... I came home yesterday to find these had

been lavisciously fitted to my door... Have they no scruple