Handbags Don't Have To Match Shoes Anymore!

[icyfroth]

I'm loving the trendy new colours of handbags ppl are carrying around:

I recently bought one very similiar to this and I love it.

 Thank goodness I don't have to have shoes to match.

Out with the old browns blacks or burgundies.

Hubs never did match my shoes anyway lol.

[imastawka]

Yeah.   I'm stayin' well away from all that lot,  thanks

[*crikey*mate*]

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@sineaterdoodah wrote:

crikey!!! geez,girl,you ARE gonna turn blue!!

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stawkas fault - I was just reiterating what she said so that I could clarify what she was searching for with a view to helping her!

[*crikey*mate*]

hey sin - I did Grade 12 in the Styates, and one day made the mistake of asking to borrow a rubber in class....

apparently I was supposed to ask for an eraser

so what do you call the rubber doobies on the ends of walking sticks?

[imastawka]

They're just rubber tips/caps.    Simples, yes?

 

But I need the handle to be rubber

[*crikey*mate*]

and so we come full circle...

see? i told yas it was Stawka's fault!

[imastawka]

                   ya think?

[icyfroth]

ok how about walking frames then?

should they match your handbag or your shoes? should they have little shiny glitzy charms and thing hanging off them?

[imastawka]

I should look into that.  Thanks icy.

Called Zimmer frames apparently

Probably end up with one of those horrible things in the end    

[*crikey*mate*]

but stawks, some of em even have a little chair built into them - so you w9ould have your own chair wherever you went!

Could just have a bit of a rest right in the middle of shopping centre and supermarkey aisles!

and I think some of them have wheels too!

Imagine all the ankles you could wipe out with one of those!

and you could get one of those little tooty horns on the bars and if anyone got in your way, just give it a honk and call out "Outta my way sonny! Git outta my way!"

[imastawka]

Yeah, fun,    not.  I could fit lotsa danglies on it though.

 

Ya know what would be even better yet?

Spoiler

Being able to bluddy walk without all that clobber!!