I can make square eggs
I eggspect a laugh from you lot but that was truly eggceptional.
Thank you 
A friend of mine had a car that was an egg.
It didn't start one cold morning, so she rang the RAA (this was in SA) and asked for help.
They said "try pulling out the yolk"
She did, and it started, so she rang the RAA back and said "It's all white now"
