How about great comebacks?

[ruloinfovoter]

My mother had a great one, actually a few.

My poor father made the mistake of saying within earshot of my mother that he wished he had a nickle for every diaper he changed.

"Yeah, then you'd have a dime" my mother told him.

Have any dandies?

[sineaterdoodah]

hhmmm... i'm with az on this. i'm set for 50 posts a page,unless ebay glitches and changes things. 

but then,i find many quotes to be rather odd. it's life,i guess.

[ruloinfovoter]

That's absolutely fascinating.

Got any good comeback stories?

[sineaterdoodah]

certainly. any in particular you'd like me to relate here?

[ruloinfovoter]

Oh that's up to you of course.

I don't care to tell people what to post or how to post.  Too controlling if you ask me.

I guess I'm pro-choice, whatever you choose is just fine with me.

[sineaterdoodah]

i believe i'll pass. my best comebacks were as a bartender in a biker bar,any of them would get me in trouble,as i'd have to relate the biker's words first.  bad language isn't acceptable here.

[ruloinfovoter]

Smart move.

No, it isn't acceptable here.

I suppose that can stifle some.  

It's been my experience the best comebacks don't require that.

[sineaterdoodah]

my comebacks weren't the problem,but they wouldn't make sense without the originating bad language from the biker.

[ruloinfovoter]

Oh, of course not!!!!

Yes, I understand completely, really I do.

I remember someone inviting me somewhere, I said I'd rather have a root canal.