How apt!

[freakiness]

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1799390/Abbott-ridiculed-after-suppository-gaffe

Tony Abbott unwittingly caused suppository to trend on twitter today:

Unfortunately I can't risk posting any of the rather amusing tweets but they're easy to find with some posted on the linked SBS article.

An election-campaign slip by Opposition Leader Tony Abbott is sitting a bit uncomfortably today. 

Mr Abbott was speaking in Melbourne at the launch of Liberal candidate Michael Sukkar's campaign in the Labor-held seat of Deakin.

He was contrasting the established frontbench for the Liberals with what he depicted as Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's domination of Labor's bid for re-election.

But he did not quite express it the way he meant.

"No-one, however smart, however well-educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom, and I believe that we will be a much better government because we have a very strong team."

[donnashuggy]

He is the master of slogans for bogans is what I just read lol

[freakiness]

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@freddie*rooster wrote:

Beep Beep Beep

Mr Abbott arrived at Penrith Paceway to a rapturous welcome from about 60 supporters, nearly all clad in Liberal Party T-shirts supporting the various candidates.

One hour before he arrived organisers prepared the scene.

The campaign bus circled once while an organiser told supporters to cheer when they heard it beep.

The bus left before Mr Abbott arrived, who was greeted by the crowd chanting: ‘‘Tony, Tony, Tony’’.

He mingled with supporters and spoke until the campaign bus arrived.

As the bus beeped the crowd cheered and Mr Abbott smiled as he turned to ask what the noise was about.

ha ha!

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ha ha ha. He looked happiest when kicking around the football.

Mattias Cormann makes me feel like getting all racist. I wish he'd go back to Arnie land.

How insulting is he talking about our public service as if they are crooks.

[the_great_she_elephant]

It was campaign day on the hustings,

Tony was workin the street;

His suppositories of wisdom

Were sitting at his feet.

He harangued the passing peasants,

'Now listen to my words,

Don't vote for Krudd and his cronies,

They're just a bunch of  tu   nerds

I and my wise suppositories

Will bring you skittles and beer.'

His suppositories of wisdom

All nodded and said 'Hear, hear!'

But up spoke a Labor voter,

His voice was bold as brass.

'We don't want your flamin' suppositories

You can ............. use them as a form of self-medication.'