I have a toothbrush

[*crikey*mate*]

That should be a safe topic

[acacia_pycnantha]

That depends.

What colour is it?

[*crikey*mate*]

white with red bits

do you have one?

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

does it vibrate?

[*crikey*mate*]

no, mine is just an ordinary one.

I saw some the other day that sang though.

In theory, I guess it was to encourage kids to brush their teeth for a certain length of time - but the song choices did my head in, it'd drive ya balmy having to listen to em.

[cherry*135]

You should get an electric one.

[*crikey*mate*]

why?

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

coz they vibrate

[acacia_pycnantha]

Mine is green and it only vibrates if I use it after having drunk too much coffee.

[cherry*135]

Electric - because they clean your teeth better.