I just walked into the fattest spider...

[i-need-a-martini]

...I walked into a huge web and as I was untangling myself I could feel some heavy vibrations.

Looked up and a HUGE spider was scrambling up and away inches from my head.

And not just one of those long legged big ones. But one of those ones with the ENORMOUS fat hairy abdomens.

*  shiver  *

[Anonymous]

yuk martini ..lots of creepy ones about atm

pregnant creepy ones !

[*pepe]

did you invent a new dance trying to get away from it?

[icyfroth]

calling someone/thing fat is not very nice...

"fat hairy abdomens" is also very derogatary...

[boris1gary]

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@i-need-a-martini wrote:

...I walked into a huge web and as I was untangling myself I could feel some heavy vibrations.

Looked up and a HUGE spider was scrambling up and away inches from my head.

And not just one of those long legged big ones. But one of those ones with the ENORMOUS fat hairy abdomens.

*  shiver  *

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did it whisper things about a budget emergency as it scuttled away?

[happyroo_bunji]

[j*oono]

I agree.  Big spiders suck all the Buddah straight out of me.

[i-need-a-martini]

I don't mind spiders. I encourage them cause they are good for the garden. So I tend to leave them alone.  In fact, I have a couple of entire colonies of huntsmans living in various rooms INSIDE the house that I wave hello to as I clean up around them.

But this one crossed the line by creating a web in my path of travel and having the audacity to be still hanging around his web in daylight. So at dusk tonight I am going to be waiting just around the corner from this whopper with a can of Mortein at my fingertips.

[punch*drunk]

  In fact, I have a couple of entire colonies of huntsmans living in various rooms INSIDE the house that I wave hello to as I clean up around them.

[cherry*135]

eww..scary. A small one just dropped on my head  while I was sitting at the table before, that was bad enough.