I'm thinking of running away from the circus

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

And giving up my day job as the bearded lady.

Anyone tried IPL or laser hair removal?

Or has anyone tried the E-one hair removal gizmo?

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

I think I'll just stick them in hubbys bedside drawer ......

[*crikey*mate*]

beside the beaker?

did anyone read to the end? Think I only made it through to page 10

[kennedia_nigricans]

for information only! enjoy.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&...

[imastawka]

You put up the link - norti norti

:

I can't read it again, it'll be the end of me

(Poor Pimpy never did get an answer to the OP)

[*crikey*mate*]

I never saw that link

=> gentleman's log cabin, <=

^ never heard that term before ^

[*crikey*mate*]

Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective.

=> tinkywinkleton <=

[*crikey*mate*]

It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me with his fork.

I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles,

[*crikey*mate*]

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Ok - read the rest LOL - but it's funny

[imastawka]

Ya killing me here. LOLOLOLOL

Didn't you read the whole thing before?  

[*crikey*mate*]

I just found a few bits and pieces before - not this whole site LOL

I'm reading it with my OH, and we're laughing our heads off!

The tears are streaming down our faces!

I didn't want to go down the route of removing EVERYTHING so decided it would be fun to come up with a theme.

If any one else, like me, decides to try and draw the Batman logo down there I feel I should offer some advice!

1. Make a stencil first
2. Don't leave it on for to long
3. Don't run your hand though your hair (on head) whilst admiring yourself in the mirror and attempting work out roughly what 6 mins is in your head.