I must say..........

..... the content of most of the topics here is getting progressively sillier.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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pig?

 

do I have to scroll back? did I miss the pig?


Seriously?

 

I better PM it to ya, not sure which yard sticks the mods use for humour these days, it's never been zapped before, but then consitency doesn't seem to be one of their strong points.


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
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I'll have a go

 

 

I'll be brave

 

Things You Should Know

 

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 
 
(Hardly seems worth it.)
 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy
of an atomic bomb.
 
(Now that's more like it!)
 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
(O.M.G.!)
 

A pig's "enjoyment" (word changed for censorship purposes, thought I'd cut oput the middleman and save the mods some work) lasts 30 minutes.
 
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
 


A cockroach will live nine days without its
 head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
 
(I'm still not over the pig.)
 


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
 
(Don't try this at home;
 maybe at work.)
 


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
 
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
 


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
 
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
 


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
 
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
 


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
 
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...
quality over quantity.)
 


Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
(Something I always wanted to know.)
 


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
(Hmmmmmm.......)
 


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
 
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
 
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
 


 



A cat's urine glows under a black light.
 
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.  Why doesn't the government spend some $$ figuring out how to cross a pig and a lion??

Then in my next life, I could come back as a lion pig!!  Not a lying pig, we already have them, they are called politicians!!!!) 


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
 
(I know some people like that.)
 

Starfish have no brains.
 
(I know some people like that, too.)
 

Polar bears are left-handed.
 
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
 


Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.
 
(What about that pig?
Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your 
turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
 

In other words, send it to everyone!
 
(and God love that pig!)


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
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@crikey*mate wrote:

@silverfaun wrote:

Well poddy, what a ripper thread this has turned out to be.

 

It got off to a slow start, gathered  speed, developed a wobble, garnered a full head of steam, nearly got derailed but for the calm intervention of a few passengers,  the conductor alighted, blew the whistle and shouted, "All aboard for limbo central, drinks are now being served". Bottoms up.


Dinah won't you blow your horn!

 

I've been working on the Railroad

 

(can you spot the 3 male Crikeys'

 

are they any relation to the 3 wise monkeys?

 


 

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funnieee crikey. love the one about the eye, is it just the one  eye?  lol

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@silverfaun wrote:

@crikey*mate wrote:

@silverfaun wrote:

Well poddy, what a ripper thread this has turned out to be.

 

It got off to a slow start, gathered  speed, developed a wobble, garnered a full head of steam, nearly got derailed but for the calm intervention of a few passengers,  the conductor alighted, blew the whistle and shouted, "All aboard for limbo central, drinks are now being served". Bottoms up.


Dinah won't you blow your horn!

 

I've been working on the Railroad

 

(can you spot the 3 male Crikeys'

 

are they any relation to the 3 wise monkeys?

 


 


haha

 

doubt it

 

2 of em maybe, but not Daddy Crikey - he sees everything - doesn't talk much tho - the two kinder don't seem to have been corrupted yet. Though The school principal came for tea a few weeks ago and he told MC he needed to rethink his choice in calendars LOL

 

(He works in a Fish and Chip shop and the Chikko Roll guy gave out free calendars - it's got girly pics in it, all clothed, nothing I doubt he wouldn't see in regular G rated media - just the usual poses on cars and bikes)

 

I figured he was 16, it was inside his cupboard in his room, I asked him when I saw it if his school principal, church leader or Brigades Captaion would approve of his choices and he said yes, so I let him be.


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
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@silverfaun wrote:

funnieee crikey. love the one about the eye, is it just the one  eye?  lol


mmm dunno, I reckon the starfish and the pig trumop the ostrich though LOLOLOL


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
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