I must say..........

[poddster]

..... the content of most of the topics here is getting progressively sillier.

[silverfaun]

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?) 

What's silly about that?

 so a headless male copulating? whats wrong with that? they  think with another implement, ahem!  anyway. lol

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[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

I must say, I often feel like chewing hubbys head when he comes home

[silverfaun]

So if you crossed a starfish with an ostrich what would we end up with ? a one eyed brainless myopic?

hmmmm no, I wont go there

[silverfaun]

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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

I must say, I often feel like chewing hubbys head when he comes home

woo hoo!! a bit close  to the Bone, that one...... lol

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[amber-eyed-girl]

What's so special about thirty minutes?

[*crikey*mate*]

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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

I must say, I often feel like chewing hubbys head when he comes home

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I know how you think LOLOLOLOLOL

[*crikey*mate*]

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@silverfaun wrote:

So if you crossed a starfish with an ostrich what would we end up with ? a one eyed brainless myopic?

hmmmm no, I wont go there

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obviously that's already been done, cos I've come across quite a few people like that too

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

oops, bugga, I meant to say chew his head off, you know like rip into him. No copulating though,

Honest

[*crikey*mate*]

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@silverfaun wrote:

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?) 

What's silly about that?

 so a headless male copulating? whats wrong with that? they  think with another implement, ahem!  anyway. lol

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I guess that makes a bit of a joke of the whole "till death do us part" thing, eh?

After the wedding night, it's all over red rover and they move onto the next one!

Now there's a bit of something to look forward to for the male preying mantis, eh?

Lots of incentive too.

and I bet they don't get the same benefits as the pig, either. so really, where's their incentive?

Spose that's where mortein got their slogan from, eh?

one shot and they're gone.

[*crikey*mate*]

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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:
What's so special about thirty minutes?

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If they've got a headache, they only have to do it twice an hour