If you could sell anything what would it be?

[ponies68]

My busy day has been cancelled so instead im on here looking at alot of "what on earth" threads thinking Hmmm if i had something to sell what would it be? Can be anything you like (preferably the more fictional the better )

My Ad would be "Unicorn poop"

have a very "industrious/cant stop pooping" unicorn in my back paddock.

his poop is very light and airy almost cloud like and is brilliant for gardens.

is guaranteed to make your cactus turn into roses and your clay turn into red loam.

Has been certified organic by angels and is only $10,000 a gram

please no buyers with your eyes wide open as my unicorn will then only be able to give you regular horse manure.

[polksaladallie]

Don't forget to tick the No Returns box.

[icyfroth]

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@am*3 wrote:

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@bluecat*dancing wrote:

Wouldn't get much.

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Sale: Prime Minister

True, might have to have a good free giveaway to encourage buyers.

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Congratulations, Ammy, you've done it again: taken a perfectely inocuous thread and made it political.

you never disappoint

 

[icyfroth]

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@bluecat*dancing wrote:

I believe that there is a market for high horses and soap boxes.

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What's that all about?

[ponies68]

Some of these selling suggestions are brilliant

Not sure how we'd go selling the PM or Canberra though,

 reckon that would be the quickest chargeback for defective goods ever

Pimpy can i please put in a offer to buy your Husband? i would prefer if he could be gelded before posted (i dont want him for anything else but to do garden maintence  and does he come with a tractor and a trailer? and if so when i do the "Bratty buyer bit" can i please return him but keep the tractor and trailer?

[softail-joanie]

Well, let me see now, humm, membership on "fun factor" only, i can't seem to get anyone to post there for free. lol

Ok, let me think, a pizza shop, "fly's pizza", "Joanie's pizza" "The sunflower special", or "sunflower delight" with sunflower kernels baked into the crust.

Heres one "jam boxes" the flat ones that were alot more common in the 80s. I could bring them back and make them cool with all the more modern features like an sd card reader, usb, custom padded arch that rests on one's sholder. then convert hundreds of CDs to a single SD card and sell those as software for them.

Bring back the 1968 - 1972 body style Chevy Nova, and sell them with 4.3 v6 engines and 5 speed manual transmissions and 4 link rear suspentions. the base models would get better milage than the stright 6 engines they origanally had. The high performance models would have a turbo and intercooler like the 1987 Buick GNX and easally outproform most V8s. Maybe do the same with the 1967 Camaro, only shorten the wheelbase alittle on that one and make it a 2 seater.

Bring back the old VW beetles only make them EVs, all electric.

Afix a cloth like cloak onto the bottom of sunglasses frames to protect nose and face from sunburn. This can also be used in some cultures and religions where the women cover their faces in public.

i can't think of anything else at the moment, but will post here if i do come up with more.

[lurker172602]

My feet, because they are so sore today I can hardly stand up. Don't think I'd get much for them but.



I'd exchange my kids for ones that would give me grand babies instead of grand puppies 😉

[nicnacs_4u]

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@icyfroth wrote:

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@bluecat*dancing wrote:

I believe that there is a market for high horses and soap boxes.

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???

What's that all about?

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hiya icebuddy I`m wondering that too!!lol