If you could sell anything what would it be?

[ponies68]

My busy day has been cancelled so instead im on here looking at alot of "what on earth" threads thinking Hmmm if i had something to sell what would it be? Can be anything you like (preferably the more fictional the better )

My Ad would be "Unicorn poop"

have a very "industrious/cant stop pooping" unicorn in my back paddock.

his poop is very light and airy almost cloud like and is brilliant for gardens.

is guaranteed to make your cactus turn into roses and your clay turn into red loam.

Has been certified organic by angels and is only $10,000 a gram

please no buyers with your eyes wide open as my unicorn will then only be able to give you regular horse manure.

[azureline**]

The motor boat and the surf cat in my back yard. Neither has left the yard for over 5 yrs.....................

[2106greencat]

I'll have them...........

OH, what would you sell, not giveaway

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

oo oo pick me pick me, I'll buy the surf cat please.

Does it come with it's own surfboard and wetsuit?

[bluecat*dancing]

Wouldn't get much.

[bluecat*dancing]

I believe that there is a market for high horses and soap boxes.

[imastawka]

   

[cherry*135]

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@bluecat*dancing wrote:

Wouldn't get much.

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Sale: Prime Minister

True, might have to have a good free giveaway to encourage buyers.

[azureline**]

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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

oo oo pick me pick me, I'll buy the surf cat please.

Does it come with it's own surfboard and wetsuit?

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no actual cat  ...... methinks it is short for catamaran................. it has a trampoline like mat in the centre, a massive mast and 2 hulls

edited because someone stole my laughy face and don't want anyone to think I am serious...............

[2106greencat]

Re: If you could sell anything what would it be?

Tony Abbott - might not get much, but at least he would be gone, but not on eBay, no way I want him back in 6 months

[azureline**]

Don't let them use paypal to pay then or it will be less than 45 days.