It's really not helping :-(

[lurker17260]

Here I am lying on the couch, feeling sick as a dog, and every second ad on TV is for funeral insurance. I'm already sure I'm about to die any minute guys :_|

[poddster]

Specialising cremations? 😮 

Logo :- You die 'em

            We fry 'em

Its ok I just smacked myself

[not_an_eloi]

in your case, sport

you post it

i roast it

[clair.de.lune]

Cremations are cheaper in NSW by half, Victorians are getting bodies sent to just over the border of NSW for a cheaper cremation

[tasfleur]

Lurker .... :_| ... hope you feel better very quickly, nothing worse than a stinking cold .. :-x

(I watch movies, not commercial TV when I have a cold, much more fun ... :^O)

[bright.ton42]

Specialising cremations? 😮 

Logo :- You die 'em

            We fry 'em

Its ok I just smacked myself

No don't smack yourself, that's funny.    :^O

[serendipityricho]

Phone answered-

City Morgue--you kill em -we chill em.

[lurker17260]

Oh you're all making my imminent death feel so much better 😛

[toon_town_nutter]

I find those ads really insulting.