Jacob Rosenberg must have a talent for getting research funding

-In-flight farts inevitable because of change in pressure


-Windy passengers risk being ignored by cabin crew


-Safety risk for pilots if farts are kept in - or let out


-Women's farts smell worse than men's


-Study inspired by gastroenterologist's long-haul flight


 


FARTING, cutting the cheese, letting her rip, breaking wind ...  whatever you call it, experts say it's better out than in even on a plane.


 


Pilots, especially, have been urged to let flatulence out for safety's sake, but passengers risk being ignored by cabin crews if they do.


 


A team of Danish and British gastroenterologists produced a paper on flatulence on planes after one of them, Jacob Rosenberg, was inspired on a flight between Copenhagen and Tokyo.


The problem is that farting is an invariable consequence of digestion and people do it about 10 times a day.


 


But people may fart more on flights because of changes in the volume of intestinal gasses as cabin pressure alters.


Hans Christian Pommergaard, Jakob Burcharth, Anders Fischer, William Thomas and Professor Rosenberg have told the New Zealand Medical Journal the holding back option may seem "alluring'' but there are drawbacks.


Stress, discomfort, pain, bloating, dyspepsia and other symptoms could ensue, while not discounting the chance that all the effort may be sabotaged by turbulence in any case.


 


"There is actually only one reasonable solution ... just let it go,'' the medicos say.


 


for more info please follow the link to


 


http://www.couriermail.com.au/travel/farting-on-aircraft-smelly-but-better-out-than-in-say-gastroent...

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ROFL - I'll have to make note of my flatulance habits when I get on a plane next week LOLOL


 


Can't say it's ever something I've thought about before though.....


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Nor me. I had to laugh at the concept of getting research funding for a fart study prompted by a plane trip       :^O

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Imagine filling out the claim form/proposal/application!


 


and imagine the person who had to process it!


 


They must have been laughing their heads off!


 


LOL - I just read the bit about 10 times a day - I'm gonna keep track of that and get monman to make a graph for me LOLOLOL


 


seriously???


 


The only thing I can think of where this may benefit is space travel? reinforced space suits with filters and fans?


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You didn't read the link.... they are talking undies with a charcoal insert to stop the stink  :^O:^O

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You didn't read the link.... they are talking undies with a charcoal insert to stop the stink  :^O:^O



 


PMSL - and apparently it's women who do it the most - bet they'll be a passion killer LOL - wondering if the likes of simone perele will work that into their designs LOL


 


I guess it is innovative though - who knows - they might "take off" but I'm kinda seeing them more for the novelty market like edible undies etc.... surely?


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The funding application probably said 


 


'flatulence on aeroplanes in the presence of global warming and climate change'


 


that would have got it  :8}


 


 


 


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