Lame Excuses

[grandmoon]

Feel free to add your own.

I will start off with this one.

Young friend is going through the Family Court for a parenting plan for access to his daughter aged 2.

His ex's lastest excuse as to why he should not have overnight access is because he can't affort to buy the dauhter $120 shoes.

[grandmoon]

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@2106greencat wrote:

Have not read all the replies, but if mum sais a 2 year old needs a pair of shoes that cost $120, I think it is the mother who has the problem, not the father.

Good grief, how much $120 could go towards buying important stuff - books, food, petrol to take the little darling to a park or a play group.

You need a license to drive a car, you need a license to ride a motorbike, you need to register to vote, and you need a license to get married, you even need a license to own a dog.............but any **bleep** can be a parent...........sad

the bleep was for richard cranium (if you know what I mean)

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The grandparents bought the little girl a pair of imported shoes which cost them $120.   After the father gives his daughter anything either clothes or toys the mother or her parents have to get her something similar.  And yes the mother has the problem.

[serendipityricho]

Lame excuses--in the old days it was--the dog ate my homework-

-now it could be-lightning hit the laptop....................................................Richo.

[colic2bullsgirlore]

I refused to entertain offers of marital relations with my wife last night because my big toe was very, very, very (that's three)

sore after I accidently went to sleep in the tanning bed.

Consequently I cannot have a shave this morning because I never ever shave the morning after the night I do not partake

in sexual relations.

.....that's my story and I am sticking to it........

[colic2bullsgirlore]

Ebay removed the option of sellers leaving negative feedback for buyers to stop sellers retaliating after buyers had left

them bad feedback

Paypal or one of the safer payment options are safer methods to buy on ebay unless you are buying something in the cars

bikes and boatsn section......then ...but only then cash or bank deposit are safer options.

Ebay introduced the notion of free shipping because buyers said that they really, really, really like things for free

[grandmoon]

Friend when caught out lying said

"I didn't lie I just didn't tell the whole truth."

[village_person]

Lame Excuses

"I made an honest mistake". Uttered by any Australian politician caught abusing T/A or with his fingers in the till. Also covers getting caught having an affair and any other situation that shows up how poor our politicians and their behaviour is.

[gleee58]

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@village_person wrote:

Lame Excuses

"I made an honest mistake". Uttered by any Australian politician caught abusing T/A or with his fingers in the till. Also covers getting caught having an affair and any other situation that shows up how poor our politicians and their behaviour is.

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Like doing the doodle dangle in a wine glass?

[village_person]

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@gleee58 wrote:

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@village_person wrote:

Lame Excuses

"I made an honest mistake". Uttered by any Australian politician caught abusing T/A or with his fingers in the till. Also covers getting caught having an affair and any other situation that shows up how poor our politicians and their behaviour is.

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Like doing the doodle dangle in a wine glass?

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That's the sort of thing g58. We even had another intellectual dwarf who forgot he owned a 50% share of a concreting company. I wonder if he forgot to bank the money that rolled in? What a lame excuse; he forgot he owned a share in the business. What  a dope.