Libs Handbook (leaflet really)

[boris1gary]

Good vs Bad

Private profit = good

Public profit = bad

Private wealth = good

Public wealth = bad

Private education = good

Public education = bad

Privatisation = good

Public owned assets = bad

Corporate welfare = good

poor people = bad, very very bad.

Private health insurance = good

Medicare = bad

Refugees = bad, bad, bad.

The Telegraph, 2GB etc = good

The ABC = bad

If you have any more ideas please forward to Lib Party Head office for consideration.

[poddster]

I could not help noticing the confusion between the ID and the emoticon but I guess in this day and age there is a huge grey area that leads to confusion of gender identity in some

[spotweldersfriend]

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@poddster wrote:

Have you noticed that union and onion are very close in their spelling?

There is a reason for that...................they both bring tears to your eye

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I also notice that liberal and Libra are similar because.....oh never mind.

[boris1gary]

poddster, i really don't know what to say to that except maybe you should get "that huge grey area" checked out by a GP.

[poddster]

Ummm....... I dont have gender identity confusion. I have just checked and no miracle has happened. 🙂

[amber-eyed-girl]

Huge...OK...moving on...

😮

[polksaladallie]

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@poddster wrote:

boris with your skills you will soon be ready to fill one of the ranks as Labor Frontbencher 🙂

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But not a chance as a Liberal frontbencher.  Gotta be a bloke.

[poddster]

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@polksaladallie wrote:

 

But not a chance as a Liberal frontbencher.  Gotta be a bloke.

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Unless you have vivid blue eyes, blond hair, high intelligence, sharp wit, a law degree, good dress sense, personality and are fit.

Of and be a woman of worth 🙂

[amber-eyed-girl]

If you have someone in mind...I must admit I am confused by that description, poddster.

Or perhaps I am more critical in my appraisal of the characteristics/attributes in that list.

[poddster]

You dont think the th foreign minister fits that description?

[azureline**]

I stumbled at personality. I find her very sarcastic and harsh.