Man who cut off testicle just trying to help

[davidc4430]

Man who cut off 52yo's testicle in Port Macquarie motel room was just trying to help, court hears

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-27/man-who-cut-off-another-testicle-was-trying-to-help/9093286

So he's not likely to reoffend? LOL

i guess there arnt that many men who would let someone cut off their balls in a motel room so its prolly safe to say he wont do that again!

[the4masters2013]

With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Just sayin'.

[enigmabear]

So as for the decision to be made

I guess

One could say

The balls in their court

Sorry,leaving now

[tasfleur]

It could be safely argued that it left the "ball" their court ...  

[enigmabear]

*runs off to re-write Stuck In The Middle With You*

[not_for_sale2025]

"The court heard Matthews had first aid certificates and some vet experience and felt sorry for the victim".

What type of person would entrust the removal of the family jewels to a person with these qualifications? It sounds like the perfect script for the original meeting between Lloyd and Harry in Dumb and Dumber. Maybe the court picked up on this and went easy on Matthews. Or maybe he was just too smart for them and was a 'cut' above the law?

[enigmabear]

I was going to say something about a doggie bag......................

[tasfleur]

I think he was a shell short of a nut ....  

[tasfleur]

However, I now have decided he must surely be one nut short of a shell .... 

[enigmabear]

There's a nutcase
in a courtcase

from a hotel

in Hastings-Shire Council