Misheard Song Lyrics

[icyfroth]

I know we had a thread like this before but I thought it worth doing a new one.

The station I listen to of a morning has a competition going, they play you the start of the song and you have to come in with the first words of the lyrics.

The easy option is, the first 3 words $100, the hard option is the first 7 words, $500.

This morning I thought I had it with INXS - Need You Tonight  - ♪ all you got is this moment ♪

I always though it was "in the gardens of Smolensk" 

Don't ask me why, I just always did. Until this morning

the coveted five laughy-face award.

I'm awarding it to myself at myself

[Anonymous]

Sherbet

Howzat ...


You messed about
I caught you out, howzat


You bleeped about
I knocked you out howzat!

[Anonymous]

"I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock 'n' Roll)"


Nup can't tell ya's!

[j*oono]

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@durruticolumna wrote:

Something in the way she moos.Attracts me like no other lover.

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Haha... one for Kylie.

[mugssy65]

I went to hubby's work place one afternoon, the guys were all in stitches listening to Grinspoons Chemical Heart they all thought they were singing Chemical Fart! Lol