Misheard Song Lyrics

[icyfroth]

I know we had a thread like this before but I thought it worth doing a new one.

The station I listen to of a morning has a competition going, they play you the start of the song and you have to come in with the first words of the lyrics.

The easy option is, the first 3 words $100, the hard option is the first 7 words, $500.

This morning I thought I had it with INXS - Need You Tonight  - ♪ all you got is this moment ♪

I always though it was "in the gardens of Smolensk" 

Don't ask me why, I just always did. Until this morning

the coveted five laughy-face award.

I'm awarding it to myself at myself

[j*oono]

I always thought that Michael Jackson was singing "Ben, the two of us need live no more", when it is actually look no more.

[j*oono]

I also thought that Alex Lloyd was singing "you were amazing, friggin amazing things".

[electric*mayhem*band]

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW. (Johnny Nash).

♫  I can see clearly now, Lorraine the rain has gone ♫

[durruticolumna]

Dead ants,my friend.They're blowin' in the wind-Bob Dylan

Donuts make my brown eyes blue-Crystal Gayle

I'll be your saxophone waiting for you.-The Foundation.Build Me Up,Buttercup.

Baking carrot biscuits,everyday-Bachman-Turner Overdrive


Just brush my teeth before you leave me,baby-Juice Newton.Angel if the Morning.

[k0llectable5]

As a kid I always used to sing "Australians all let ostriches" it was years untill I found out it was let us rejoice lol

[the_great_she_elephant]

In my first year at school we used to sing hymns at assembly - one of them was:

Gentle Jesus meek and mild

Look upon a little child,

Pity my simplicity,

Suffer me to come to thee.

I never gave much thought to the 'suffering' but I always wondered why the mice needed to be pitied implicitly.

[icyfroth]

My litlle daughter for a long time thought Auld Lang Syne was Old Man Enzyme lol

[this-one-time-at-bandcamp]

Growing up, I thought Sam the Sham was singing, "A two-bit whore and a wooly jaw"...........when it was actually, "Two big horns and a wooly jaw"......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6P7g_qz2OU

[serendipityricho]

Whats that song -everyone yells out the line------going gets tough.

[durruticolumna]

Billy Ocean-When The Going Gets Tough ?