NBN is Satans communications system.

[jethro_woolfe]

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

[chuk_77]

noooo jethro dont go. I'll miss you.

Now Im sad 

[silverfaun]

nite jethro, nite poddy, thanks for the repartee.

[jethro_woolfe]

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@silverfaun wrote:

valium washed down with a cold VB I got that tip from a mate from Bogan Gate. 

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  I have half of those ingredients, as the devil plays on my nerves. i haven't any VB though (i'm guessing its beer) and i'm not allowed alcohol and haven't a week to spare for deliverance at this time. The other gentleman's suggestion of laudanum is shocking, i think that awful beatnik Bill Burroughs drank that stuff . its a drug i think isn't it ?

[jethro_woolfe]

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@spotweldersfriend wrote:
Laudanum works best for me jethro.

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 you sir need some kind of intervention. look at that nose, whiskey isn't it ?  and i know about your fondness for the devils music, i've read a lot about the effects of jazz on the soul. its a dark road you are on you know.

[spotweldersfriend]

No. VB isn't beer jethro.Its swill.Mr Fields was rather partial to vodka.Shoo be do be do wop
-Mel Torme.:-)

[kennedia_nigricans]

VB is sold as beer. I am not sure what it is but I think it's made of a mixture of horse pee and used dishwashing water.

[silverfaun]

Blue singlets & VB is the preferred attire & drink of choice of all people who origninate from Boganville,  & what's wrong with that I say....hic

[kennedia_nigricans]

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@silverfaun wrote:

Blue singlets & VB is the preferred attire & drink of choice of all people who origninate from Boganville,  & what's wrong with that I say....hic

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nothing, as long as youse guys can tolerate coopers drinker in flanny shirts.

[luna-2304]

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